Comedians Quiz

Quiz 109 – Round 5 – Comedians

Comedians Quiz – Which famous comedians are responsible for these jokes and one-liners?

1. “Two cannibals were eating a clown. One said to the other, “Does he taste funny to you?””

Tommy Cooper

2. “I’ve just been on a once-in-a-lifetime holiday. I’ll tell you what, never again.”

Tim Vine

3. “They laughed when I said I was going to be a comedian… They’re not laughing now.”

Bob Monkhouse

4. “Just because nobody complains doesn’t mean all parachutes are perfect.”

Benny Hill

5. “I’m playing all the right notes, but not necessarily in the right order.”

Eric Morecambe

6. “I’ve always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives.”

Billy Connolly

7. “A man can sleep around, no questions asked. But if a woman makes 19 or 20 mistakes, she’s a tramp.”

Joan Rivers

8.  “We’d like to apologise to viewers in the North…it must be awful for them.”

Victoria Wood (Written by Victoria Wood but line delivered by Susie Blake – accept either answer)

9. “I have kleptomania. But when it gets bad, I take something for it.”

Ken Dodd

10. “I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup.”

Eddie Izzard

 

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Picture Round

Quiz 30 – Round 1 – Picture Round

This week’s picture round is all about comedians. Click the grey button for the pictures and answers are underneath.

 

 

 

1. Bill Bailey

Bill Bailey on the Cow Bells,” © 2008 Nick Webb, used under a Creative Commons Attribution license: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0/deed.en_GB

2. Tim Minchin

Tim Minchin,” © 2007 Daniel, used under a Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike license: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/2.0/deed.en_GB

3. Barry Cryer

You’ll Have Had Your Tea – Hamish (Barry Cryer),” © 2006 Andy Davison, used under a Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike license: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/2.0/deed.en_GB

4. Peter Kay

Peter Kay comedy masterclass at University of Salford 12 December 2012,” © 2012 University of Salford Press Office, used under a Creative Commons Attribution license: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0/deed.en_GB

5.Hugh Dennis

Hugh Dennis at Third Sector Excellence Awards 2007,” © 2007 Howard Lake, used under a Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike license: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/2.0/deed.en_GB

6.Marty Feldman

Marty Feldman,”By AVRO (Beeld en Geluidwiki – Gallery: Mies en scène) [CC-BY-SA-3.0-nl (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/nl/deed.en)], via Wikimedia Commons

7. Noel Fielding

The Mighty Boosh,” © 2006 Ella Mullins, used under a Creative Commons Attribution license: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0/deed.en_GB

8. Jo Brand

Jo Brand, Belfast, 1994,” © 2009 Mark Granier, used under a Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike license: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/2.0/deed.en_GB

9.Rob Brydon

Rob Brydon,” © 2011 Walking With the Wounded, used under a Creative Commons Attribution license: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0/deed.en_GB

10. Omid Djalili

Omid Djalili Shankbone 2010 NYC,” © 2010 David Shankbone, used under a Creative Commons Attribution license: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0/deed.en_GB

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